do you ever just want to grab someone in one of your classes
and pull their face close and whisper
“I am ten times smarter than you will ever be, your opinions are both ill-informed and unoriginal, the career path you are headed on is so overdosed with barely competent imbeciles like you that you will be incapable of finding a job, and incidentally your shoes are clashing with your outfit in a way that cannot even be called deliberately bad. so shut. the. fuck. up.”
a part of me is a stereotypical white girl who likes Victorias Secret, ruffles, and has celebrity crushes on Jake Gyllenhaal, Zac Efron and Ryan Gosling, while another part of me likes spikes, tattoos, piercings and has celebrity crushes on Austin Carlile, Danny Wornsop and David Schmitt.